Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Blonde's Year in Review-

This should give you a good laugh!!! :)

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!


Josiah said...

That is hilarious destiny...did you make it up? You're not even blonde?

Destiny said...

haha! no i didn't :) and yes, I'm not a blonde.. if I was, I wouldn't have posted it ;) lol!

Jopics said...

Gee thanks Des. Was that a hint hint???? lol I'm jk! :D Luv u! Thanks for posting that. Made me laugh (even though I am blonde).

Isaac Harris said...

You forgot one....: stared at orange juice because it said "concentrate" ;)

Destiny said...

haha! nice one Isaac ;)